How to play the bottled beer game.
BOTTLE BABIES … TIME FOR ADULTHOOD
We encourage you to drink the world’s best bottled beer the way it was intended to be consumed: In a glass. Drinking beer straight from the bottle is a barbaric vestige of a swill-clogged life best left to a long-forgotten past.
GLASSES COME FROM A SHELF, NOT A FREEZER
Drinking from an unchilled glass is mandatory, as any container that comes “frosted” is suitable only for milkshakes.
THE FAMOUS CORONA SURCHARGE
Lemons and limes are heartily discouraged, but lately I’m thinking that I‘ll let you ruin the “beer” (is Corona really beer?) and charge .50 cents more to ease my mental pain.
PRICING
Indiana sales tax is not included in all quoted prices except the draft prices on the blackboards at the Pizzeria and Public House. Carry-out prices for bottled beers are almost always lower.